But not today.
No, today I looked at the Blackberry and said, "Damn blog commentors..."
And then I promptly went back to sleep.
Fast forward a few hours later, after my run and - surprise!
I have won A Major Award
Yes, friends I have won an Oscar. Why you might ask? Well, if you have spent anytime on my blog you will probably have a definitive statement... Something like, "WTF? This guy barely uses proper GRAMMAR."
What can I say, it is one of those lifetime achievement jobs. It's just how I roll.
So look for me on Oscar night. I'm the one who'll be all:
...but a dude.
Okay, for all of you who believed I met Stephanie Meyer, feel free to stop reading here. If you were like, "This fool didn't meet no Stephanie Meyer!" Then, please, continue.
So, let's rewind the past couple minutes you've been reading this blog. You're probably thinking, "Uh, yeah - that's time of my life I'm never getting back..." Either way, let us rewind.
I woke up to my phone buzzing - an e-mail coming in. Usually, this is the daily e-mail my mother sends out to all her children.
But not today.
No, today I looked at the Blackberry and said,"Holy Crap, I've won an award."
Heather Kelly told me to check out her blog, that I'd won an award, all that. So, I did. I read the post, excited. I called all my family. I even woke up my wife all, "My blog just won an award..." She pulled the covers back over her head and said something like, "Po Way!" I don't know.
Anyway, it seems I've been awarded The Silver Lining Award! What does this mean? Well, I don't know. But it's an award. And much like the time I won The Heisman, it is an honor and a privilege. Just read this:
I have decided to only award this award to one person. The five person thing feels too much like a chain letter to me, and someone else paved the way for this technique. (Hint, I already gave him five awards above.)So, who cares what this award actually means. I mean, I've actually been able to convince somebody that I am awesome. (I am awesome, obviously, but you'd be surprised how difficult it is to prove such a thing scientifically. At this point, it's more of a theory.)
So, I am awarding this award to... Bryan Bliss. Because he doesn't post often, but when he does, his posts are chock-full of awesomeness. And to rebel against the seemingly girlish nature of this particular award.
I'm happy to accept this Silver Lining Award, and I shall treasure it always.
Thank you to Heather for giving me my first interview and my first award (besides the Heisman, of course.)
Oh, if you're wondering about the title of this blog (The Soft Glow of Electric Sex), please view THIS video.