*An Actual Conversation with a Toddler* Part I
DAUGHTER: My bed smells like poop.
MOMMY: No it doesn't, it's time to go to sleep.
DAUGHTER: No, Really - it smells like cow poop.
MOMMY: Daughter, how do you think a
DAUGHTER: Sometimes cows break out of their pastures, that's true. (I am not making this up...)
MOMMY: Okay, but how did one get in your room?
DAUGHTER: Must've been a flying cow...(insert riotous laughing from DAUGHTER here...)
MOMMY: Cows don't fly--
SON: Yeah, but they can jump over the moon!
And now, this: